Operation Enduring Email

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hello brothers & sisters of the anti-spam movement ::: & a big painful movement it is indeed ::: lately there has been a gigantic push of spam emails that make reference to enlarging the male anatomy ::: at first i thought this was simply practical jokes from my good colleague Mar Von Janko ::: he is always playing a good one on you, no? ::: but when i got calls from the OEE offshore facilities from, let us call him, 'Peter Jones' ... i knew we were into the serious business ::: here's a good sampling :::

Howard Ferguson : HelenaQueen-sizeFnckstick

Jasper Gary : ClaudiaMonstrousShlong

Hip Hop Abs : Dance Your Way To Flat ABS

Alyssa Sprague : RonnieMountainousCock

MakeUp Kit : Get a free MAC(tm) Makeup Kit and youâ•˙ll not only look beautiful, youâ•˙ll feel beautiful

Blaine Rosado : why are you not repying?

Beth Murillo : NikkiExtensiveBodypart

Paypal : Alert { really big man meat ... click here ... click here harder }

Major Fraser : What's Up?

Bernie Gallagher : I saw your pic

Screwdriver.tv : Elongate your imagination { and your little thing thing }

Tiffany : these are nice

Reyes Lynch : Women view men with a larger penis size as being more sexually attractive and sexually capable

Pratik Gregg : The only supplement proven in studies worldwide to add up to 4 inches to your manhood

Fit Club : Green Tea For Diabetics

Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger : Why don't you wag this instead?

Colonox.com : Kickstart your diet by dropping 5-10 lbs now

Liubie Laflamme : Thick, long, and rock hard erect1ons, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT - thanks to this miracle solution

cemal Mamalis : Tired of lacking confidence because you have a small c0ck?

Mature Matching : Over 50? find the special someone

Haeglespenger : Online-Party

Vinny T's : Celebrate Valentine's Days at Vinny T's ... oh, and gigantic schlongitude, too

Massage Schools : Enter the exciting field of Massage Therapy and Bodywork!

admin@viagra : RE: February 80% OFF

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ggggggggggggggg Bleisch : Increase the length and power of the rod in your pants today

Maxine Putnam : I saw your pic

Leave It to Beaver : Don't be an asshole, get a bigger d!ck now!

Colon Cleanse Samples : Cleanse your Colon of Excess Weight

The SiNuS BRaDy Organization : SiNuS BRaDy at The Jerkus Circus

The Steamy Bohemians : Pay attention to more than the shaft and tip, don't forget the fuzzy love dice down below

January 18, 2008 :: Operation Enduring Email :: Spam Univeristy Item # 2008.KL482NK3

An email from 'Skin Wand' aka 'wrinklewand@m4.baristamedia.com' attempts to do a bit more than just phishing for your compliments, if you catch what I am referring to here. Back-end magic seems to try and hook into any Microsoft Access, Powerpoint or other datapharms that could expose potentially hazardous materials to children in the MidWest. Take a look at the body of this message.

And that is not just whistling Dixie, no? If you 'click here' the email spam will whisk you off to a website that features explicit photography of whale vaginas. We cannot go into the details here, but let's just say this gentle reminder that 'whales are mammals too' goes one or two steps too far according the FCC, the NHL and The United Negro College Fund.

More details to follow up at Italian Renaissance IT Solutions. Uninstall information and beta release of the SIT { Spam Identification Test } to come.

January 15, 2008 :: Operation Enduring Email :: Spam Univeristy Item # 2008.KK443KN7

An Email from "Skin Care" with the Subject line "Complimentary Dove(R) Body Nourishers with 24-hour Nutri-Serum" sent out over the last 48 hours seems to contain several Javascript and NHL components aimed at phishing the end-user's system. Here is what the email looks like in your email app inbox ::

If you get an email from Dove, Skin Care or Skinny Lefkowitz within the next week or so ... DO NOT click here ... I repeat DO NOT click here. Clicking anywhere on the email will completely expose the internal mainframe underbelly to some very evil teens operating out of Danbury Connecticut. The information they gather can be resold and put on several marketing lists, potentially increasing your overall spam intake by an additional 30%. These extra emails may actually be 99.99% pure, however, who needs more clutter, right?

Clicking on this email will also result in worms and trojans, and also worms wearing trojans ... that's right ... the infamous 'clean virus' will be injected onto your system. This particular worm, known as 'Squeaky" activates other worms that may be installed on your machine and dormant. There is no instruction, at this point, to provide uninstall information for Squeaky. More news will be reported as the details surface.

divide and concur

the latest initiative for OEE is to divide and concur :: operation enduring email representatives have been filtering spam emails now into various categories in attempt to divide the potential sourcework behind each online electroinic mail campaign ... thusfar the categories OEE formulates do include the following :

weight loss

bigger penis | d!ck | cock contraptions and medications

winning | lottery | contest emails

poetry dot com

viagra | vicerex | aspirin | ibuprofren | miracle drug | prozac | roman candles

wine lovers club

senator john kerry emails | move on dot org

webex | weboffice

from the office of Michael Gurry

the motley fool or paypal

don't be silly, quit school

your mother, my mother

cougars and lions and milfs, oh my!

microphishing eScams

polyglutenous interactive trees

join eMusic | your amazon account information

so, now w/ these categories we should be able to divide the emails into logical groups and determine some of the new sources of spam out there ... empirical evidence and a random telephone lead from last week all seems to point to Billerica ... a very hot zone for this sort of activity from what we can tell ... hotbed of spam and other hacker activities ... we will be victorious, we will get them in the end & they will pay for these horrific crimes against email & the internet :: we can only do it with your help, and the help of your friend Tim ::