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nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:07:49 -0700

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nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:19:03 -0700

hello brothers & sisters of the anti-spam movement ::: & a big painful movement it is indeed ::: lately there has been a gigantic push of spam emails that make reference to enlarging the male anatomy ::: at first i thought this was simply practical jokes from my good colleague Mar Von Janko ::: he is always playing a good one on you, no? ::: but when i got calls from the OEE offshore facilities from, let us call him, 'Peter Jones' ... i knew we were into the serious business ::: here's a good sampling :::

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nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:54:00 -0700

January 18, 2008 :: Operation Enduring Email :: Spam Univeristy Item # 2008.KL482NK3

An email from 'Skin Wand' aka 'wrinklewand@m4.baristamedia.com' attempts to do a bit more than just phishing for your compliments, if you catch what I am referring to here. Back-end magic seems to try and hook into any Microsoft Access, Powerpoint or other datapharms that could expose potentially hazardous materials to children in the MidWest. Take a look at the body of this message.

And that is not just whistling Dixie, no? If you 'click here' the email spam will whisk you off to a website that features explicit photography of whale vaginas. We cannot go into the details here, but let's just say this gentle reminder that 'whales are mammals too' goes one or two steps too far according the FCC, the NHL and The United Negro College Fund.

More details to follow up at Italian Renaissance IT Solutions. Uninstall information and beta release of the SIT { Spam Identification Test } to come.

Warning :: Dove Soap Email Suspected of Severe Triple-Threat Phishing Potential

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:19:36 -0700

January 15, 2008 :: Operation Enduring Email :: Spam Univeristy Item # 2008.KK443KN7

An Email from "Skin Care" with the Subject line "Complimentary Dove(R) Body Nourishers with 24-hour Nutri-Serum" sent out over the last 48 hours seems to contain several Javascript and NHL components aimed at phishing the end-user's system. Here is what the email looks like in your email app inbox ::

If you get an email from Dove, Skin Care or Skinny Lefkowitz within the next week or so ... DO NOT click here ... I repeat DO NOT click here. Clicking anywhere on the email will completely expose the internal mainframe underbelly to some very evil teens operating out of Danbury Connecticut. The information they gather can be resold and put on several marketing lists, potentially increasing your overall spam intake by an additional 30%. These extra emails may actually be 99.99% pure, however, who needs more clutter, right?

Clicking on this email will also result in worms and trojans, and also worms wearing trojans ... that's right ... the infamous 'clean virus' will be injected onto your system. This particular worm, known as 'Squeaky" activates other worms that may be installed on your machine and dormant. There is no instruction, at this point, to provide uninstall information for Squeaky. More news will be reported as the details surface.

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nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:23:39 -0700

divide and concur

the latest initiative for OEE is to divide and concur :: operation enduring email representatives have been filtering spam emails now into various categories in attempt to divide the potential sourcework behind each online electroinic mail campaign ... thusfar the categories OEE formulates do include the following :

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so, now w/ these categories we should be able to divide the emails into logical groups and determine some of the new sources of spam out there ... empirical evidence and a random telephone lead from last week all seems to point to Billerica ... a very hot zone for this sort of activity from what we can tell ... hotbed of spam and other hacker activities ... we will be victorious, we will get them in the end & they will pay for these horrific crimes against email & the internet :: we can only do it with your help, and the help of your friend Tim ::

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nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:53:49 -0700

the following list encapsulates a batch of bad emails ::: you should avoid to 'click here' at all costs on each one of the messages from this list ::: send this vital info to your grandmother if you can, aight? ::: she seeMs to not get the whole stop being naive concept behind good spam & online fraud prevention ::

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once again, do not click on these emails ... invalid registries will flood your system w/ ePlague 2.3.2008 version 2.0, thereby causing your Mercury to go into retrograde ... i got 3 pimples on my left elbow just for thinking of clicking on Man-sizedFuckstickRich ... and definitely DO NOT right-click on Beach Bum Makes $237,000 ... the image that pops up is apsolutely disgusting ...

fight the power

SIT Under Development ::

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:46:09 -0700

The [ SIT ] spam identification test is still being developed as we speak.
OEE aims to educate, identify & eradicate — because education is always approximately three-quarters of the problem. ::

several high officials in Z21's Evil International Spam Coalition apprehended and interrogated ::

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:42:20 -0700

January 14, 2008 — Operation Enduring Email, SiNuS BRaDy's government-subsidized program to stop spammers on an international basis and level, apprehended 7 high officials in Z21's eIS Coalition early this afternoon in a trailerpark in Danvers Massachusetts. Anti-spam forces crashed through the plywood-boarded front doorway of the motorhome at 26 Daisy Way at the 'Happy Village Park' off of Newbury Street Route 1. 'Several pre-teen skateboard enthusiasts dressed in muted-color t-shirts were apparently all coding away on Gateway laptops sitting Indian-style in the center of the trailer. All were facing a central spot, most drinking Code Red Mountain Dew and eating coffee beans. One of them was apparently doing French homework — but I think we know better than that,' said an unnamed oeeAgent. 'He was obviously working on the virus application to attach to the infamous 'was it your libriarian?' spam campaign — now hitting Portugal and Trinidad email addresses. These kids are real stinkers — and we're gonna stop them.'

'I think that these youngsters are not only responsible for several very dangerous spams that were recently sent out,' said Sinus Brady. 'But I think they are also responsible for several AOL-based spims that are really clogging networks at a fierce rate. It's just the horrible.' Sinus stares at the ground with a sad eNess about him and then adds, 'But it was this spims that led us to the IP configurations discovered on this trailer. Sooner or later, crime begins to not pay again — no?' A bit of pause. 'We are now questioning the one called G07, as he seems to have a certain resilience to him, and he seems to have the most piercings too. A very suspicious little fncker.' ::

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nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:15:14 -0700

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operation enduring email | UPdate ::: >>>

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:48:00 -0700

February 5, 2007 — we have just discovered that a number of spam emails have come from within the building ... OEE is working to investigate the matter at hand, whether the evil spammer is a double agent of Z21 or if perhaps this is a rogue spammer, working to infiltrate Operation Enduring Email to give us the bad name

stay tuned for more UPdates from OEE regarding this urgent matters

ASP | PHP | JSP | NHL | CFML ::: >>>

another spammer caught red-handed ::

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 07:44:00 -0700

April 30, 2004 — Operation Enduring Email, SiNuS BRaDy's government-subsidized program to stop spammers on an international basis and level, has apprehended spam suspect B12. B12 is thought to be Z21's closest ally in the recent evil plots to bring the corporate world to a hault using email technological overload. 'I found him casually walking around Davis Square, looking for a good café with a wifi connection, laptop slung over his shoulder,' said Mar Von Janko, assistant deputy to the Massachusetts branch of OEE, 'I wasn't about to let him get away.'

Janko followed B12 for approximately 33 minutes throughout the square, and waited for the spammer to settle in at the Starbucks just down the street from Buck A Book and the Somday. 'I knew he wasn't a Dunkin' Donuts person. His car is too fancy. I thought he might prefer a decent latte from the Someday or a similarly reputable independently owned cafetorium, but I never thought he'd be a Starbucker.' MVJ nods in contemplative disappointment.

'I saw him setting up, logging onto his MSN Hotmail account. He appropriated some imagery from a few sites like MessyFun and bn dot come, put together a quick HTML email in Frontpage,' Janko looks up as if praying to the eGods, 'and then proceeded to upload files to a server in the Philippines. He cut and paste the HTML into Hotmail and was just about to click 'send' when I jumped up and slapped the cuffs on him.'

B12 is being held at the Somerville Police Headquarters on $5,000,000,000 bail. When asked about the accusations, B12 remained silent and wrote a note requesting the return of his laptop. ::

Z21 Update | whereabouts unknown ::

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Fri, 02 Apr 2004 08:52:00 -0700

March 33, 2004 — OEE still has no clue on the whereabouts of Z21. 'We’ve captured G29 and F22 — very closely linked to Z21 and his evil spamming coalition,' said Peter Jones, outsourced OEE coalition unit member, on location in Medford, Massachusetts. 'So far they [ G29 and F22 ] have not given any accurate details of where Z21 can be.' Updates to follow in the weeks to follow. ::

new victories for oee ::

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Wed, 26 Mar 2003 08:50:00 -0700

March 26, 2003 — SiNuS BRaDy's government-subsidized program to stop spammers before clicking 'send', Operation Enduring Email, captured a another local person accused to have spammed over 12,000 US netizens last year. A nameless 72-year-old bolivian senior citizen, residing at Happy Acre Iinn located in Beverly, Massachusetts, was found found guilty of mass-distributing the spammail message ‘take a look at this one - will ya’. Cleverly disguising his name as 'hotpants susan' { & sometimes as 'day Z duke 69' }, the senior citizen was caught red-handed, with right index finger ready to trigger the blast. The message — of course — promises to offer 'more information about how the end-user can make millions of dollars by working from home on odd tuesdays — raking in the big-bucks — no? Want to know more — click here'. SiNuS says that 'Any end-user that proceeds to click will then be redirected. Wham zip bang — there you are on a website filled with close-up nipple-piercing photographies — not exactly the money-making opportunity we had hoped for — eh?' Needles to say, the Beverly swat unit # 5271 broke into the Sunnydale Happy Acre Inn Retirement Home and hauled the dirty spamster away for questioning & torture. OEE will stop the spam! ::

About Operation Enduring Email

nospam@example.com (SiNuS BRaDy) — Wed, 13 Jan 1999 09:56:00 -0700

A Short History and Description of Operation Enduring Email
Operation Enduring Email is a coalition of anonymous online web professionals, technologists and thought leaders banded together to fight the evil international forces of spam email communication. Founded in 1972, OEE works around the clock to locate and round up spammers and other hackers that intefere with the general normalcy of modern, corporate American lifestyles. Our goal is to keep the eLines clean in order to make business as usual efficient and spam-free with only the occasional opening to allow for erotic or funny jokes from special friends that seem to do nothing more than forward harmless, annoying messages that scroll on for at least 5 pages lengths in Microsoft Outlook at a resolution of 1024 by 768.

The method to our madness includes the following principals of anti-spam initiatives :

Spam education

Spam re-gifting methodologies [ RE:Spammers ]

Post Key Spammer Profiles | ID the spam and spim artists

Post lists of current undesirable email and spam, drawing attention to particularly dangerous attachments and content

Contacting Operation Enduring Email
Contact OEE via email on odd Tuesdays at oee at operationenduringemail dot com. We will be sure to get back to you as soon as possible with some sort of response to your request.

About The SiNuS BRaDy Organization
SiNuS BRaDy found The SiNuS BRaDy Organization in 2002 using pre-evolved Web 2.0 technologies and various means of offshoring capabilities. Partnering with The Candian Ministry of Hyperlink and Rollover Standards and the United States Department of eCommerce and Lower Thought Promotions, SBO continually pushes the boundaries of a bigger and better web. Newsgroups and Veronica concur that the SBO and Operation Enduring Email 'will certainly bring spammers around the world to their knees ... ending this epoch of unwanted eNoise and nonsense for once and forever. Amen."

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